tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via pizza)

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey, via pizza)

armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

(Source: swinq, via allantruong)

reassures:

You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.

(Source: reassures, via pizza)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via forkfuls-of-pudding)